I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
WHY I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS BEFORE?
MY LIFE IS COMPLETED
I went ahead and googled lyrics-
Make WAYYYY for Prince Loki~
Say HEEEEY, It’s Prince Loki~
Hey! Clear the way on the Rainbow Bridge,
Hey you, let us through, it’s a bright new god,
Oh come, be the first on your realm to meet his gaze~
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums~
Are you gonna love this god!
Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson,
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee~
Now try your best to save face,
Try not to let your heart race,
Then come and see his spectacular trickery~
Prince Loki, mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson,
Strong as 10 Asgardians, definitely~
He faced the Frost Giant Lords,
A hundred Midgardians with swords,
Who sent those fools to their lords?
Why Prince Loki~
He’s got 75 Golden amulets,
(Don’t they look lovely, Thor?)
Emerald fur cloaks he’s got 53,
(Fabulous, Odin, I love the color.)
When it comes to exotic type magics,
Has he got a tome?
I’m telling you, it’s a compendium of all kinds!
Prince Loki, handsome is he, Loki Laufeyson,
That physique! How can I speak, weak at the knee~
Well get on out in that square,
Adjust your helm and prepare,
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Loki~
He’s got 95 fierce burning grudges,
(He’s got a grudge on Thor, a grudge on Thor!)
And to each he will charge them a fee~
(They’re gonna pay, oh yes they’ll pay!)
He’s got duplicates, doubles, and mirrors~
(All of himself!)
They bow to his whim, love serving him,
They’re just lousy with loyalty, to Loki! Prince Loki!
Prince Loki, amorous he, Loki Laufeyson~
Heard your realm had the Avengers to fight~
And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by~
With 60 evil spells, curses galore,
With his staffs, magic wands,
A brass helm and more,
With his forty doubles, his tricks, his magics,
you all deserve to be ruled~
MAKE WAY, FOR PRINCE, LOOOOKIIII~
and the source.
While it may be easier to believe sensationalized, false “facts” about bully breeds that they attack unprovoked, most dogs do not. Dogs give very clear indications of their moods when they are encountering strangers or new situations. LEARN THE BODY LANGUAGE.
YES. This essential for everyone who spends any time near dogs at any point of their lives.
“unprovoked” bites rarely ever happen, if at all.
That lovely non-verbal communication where Thor feels Loki’s glance and just shoves him back.
Shit. I never even noticed the shove. Here come the feels.
I trust that I am not the only one who can fully appreciate what an arrogant and… well, quite frankly, unmitigated bastard that Thor was at the beginning of this tale. Not only was he completely self-absorbed, he was also dreadfully disrespectful to his father, guilt-tripped his friends into accompanying him on a treasonous mission, spoke to his brother in a manner that I would not even deign to use on one of my pets and desired to commit genocide (although, one is encouraged NOT to use that term until Loki attempts the same such feat later on in the story). However, after approximately 17 minutes of inhabitation on planet Earth and being forced to pay penance in the form of preparing scrambled eggs for a handful of Midgardians, he is a “new man” and transitions to full-on sanctimonious mode. His “apology” to Loki seemed a complete contrived farce. Do not misunderstand: I am fully cognizant of the fact that Loki is a narcissistic, mischevious (at best) trouble maker. However, I am confounded as to why Thor, who had all the advantages of being the “natural,” favoured son of Asgard, could behave so abominably and be completely forgiven in such a short span of time, while Loki should be condemned to the role of “evil” indefinitely.
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