royai-sexual:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

(via a-box-o-jills)

“With respect, sir, we can't bury our heads in the sand. I mean, think of how much we could learn. Think of what we could bring back.”

(Source: thewhofiles, via jessy-a-wessy)

Anonymous said: Do you know what tomorrow is

officialunitedstates:

follow officialunitedstates friday.  thanks for asking

Well color me excited!

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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(via theblackship)

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via a-box-o-jills)

German for grim

shitmystudentswrite:

"Grimm Household Stories" are called Grimm because that is German for grim.

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via a-box-o-jills)

(Source: strifebot, via becomeimp)